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…Luckily, next year, I’ll be transferred to Pigfarts!
My brain pretty much exploded when I saw this for the first time.
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Generation Kill 1.06 Stay Frosty end credits voiceover
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Chaffin: Well I don’t give a fuck what you write, it’s gonna come out all liberal-media bullshit-spin on it anyway.
Reporter: Seriously, what am I supposed to do with all this bullshit you guys constantly talk?
Chaffin: Oh you think I’m sort of racist psycho redneck?
Espera: What you ain’t?
Chaffin: Oh you ain’t some fucking militant taco-bender revolutionary?
Espera: See Reporter? No outsider can understand how we really are.
Chaffin: We’re all fucking brothers.
Espera: And we’re all fucking alpha males too.
Chaffin: We gotta constantly test each other.
Espera: All we do is fight for position in the pack, dog. All that training we do, the martial arts, the grappling, it’s for practice. But, it’s also for real, to achieve dominance over a motherfucker. We do the same thing mentally; it’s prison rules dog. We probe for any fucking weakness we can find: family, race, brains, looks, anything you have on a motherfucker, you wear it the fuck out.
Chaffin: Being a Marine ain’t about words anyway, it’s about your fucking actions.
Espera: Back home in the civilian world, a fool slaps a ‘protect the planet’ sticker on his car, suddenly he’s all about the environment and shit. Don’t matter he still drives that fucking car, fires up his computer and video games and cell phone every night with electricity made from, nuclear power, coal, and fucking melted baby seal oil. Nuh uh, I got a bumper sticker on my shit, so I’m all about saving the fucking planet.
Chaffin: Hahmmm
Espera: In our fucking Marine Corps civilization, it don’t matter what a motherfucker says, only thing matters dog, when you charge that motherfucking machine gun when the motherfucker tells you to charge the motherfucking machine gun.
Chaffin: Shit, everybody in this platoon’s a hard charger. Marines bitch about everything man: chow, fucking moron officers, no time for a combat jack –
Espera: mmhmm
Chaffin: – but you will never hear a Marine in this platoon bitch that we could die at any second –
Espera: Hell no.
Chaffin: – that’s what we signed up for.
Espera: Ooh rah that motherfucker.
Chaffin: Fucking care if some latte-sipping bisexual college student reading about Justin Timberlake in Rolling Stones think I’m a psycho racist cracker, fuck no. I’d give my life for any brother in here, I know any one of them’d do the same for me. You think it matters if I call fucking T a nigger? Shit. Fucking love that big dark green Marine and his big ol’ beautiful nigger dick. Love all my dirty spic brothers here.
Espera: And I love this fucking cracker ass inbred racist woodpecker fuck. I don’t know why I do it dog, but I do.
Chaffin: Coz I’m pretty and I shave my balls. Wanna touch them Reporter?
Reporter: No, thanks.
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Prison Break 1.16 Brother’s Keeper
T-Bag: You think you’re the only one who feels betrayed? I loved you, Susan. Real love. For the first time in my life. And then to have you do me like that, just throw me out to the dogs, just toss me out the back door like —
Susan: You’re a murderer, Teddy —
T-Bag: That’s not — I have sinned in the past. But when I met you, that person, the one that did all those terrible things, he died. And I was reborn. By the grace of your love, I was a, a new man. A better man.
Susan: No. That doesn’t just erase the man who killed six students in Alabama.
T-Bag: I guess that’s where you’re right. ‘Cause when you sent me here to this place, with these people? It brought that old dirty bastard right back home, like there was a candle in the window, just waiting for me to walk up them front steps. You know, I’m gonna get out of here some day. And when I do, don’t think I won’t remember what your front steps look like, Susan.
I MISS MAH TEDDY
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JOE LIEBGOTT, PROFESSIONAL BADASS.
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